School Life without sweet heart just like equation with no root.
Monday, January 30, 2012
Sunday, January 29, 2012
Don't use mobile phone while raining
When it's raining do not talk on mobile phone, just a good will from me, because i know you swear a lot.
Saturday, January 28, 2012
Honorable Doctorate
Certification of Appreciation and Honorable to lady and gentle who join the National Authority of anti-Alcohol.
This certificate is to recognized to those who spent their valuable time to drink all the alcohol everyday and night in order to erase the existing of alcohol from the public market.
Locksmith service
The meaning is Locksmith, however by missing one vowel it's become unspeakable meaning :s
Good Advice from Kai Fon
Warning from Kai Fon
Recently our warrior has been punished by Traffic Police because they ride their horse without helmet, no side mirror and license plate.
Credit from "Kompul Neak Kun Niyum" group in Facebook.
Funny doctor prescription
Here is the doctor prescription
- Beer ABC one whle case (drink afternoon 12 cans, evening 12 cans)
- CHIVAS (12 years) 3 bottles for Morning, Afternoon and Evening (One bottle a day)
Note:
- For ABC its must cold down with ice and when drink must not finish bottom up (do not forget to eat too)
- For CHIVAS must drink with Water or Tonic
This prescription is to cure the lack of blood alcohol
Flirting school
Special class for Flirting Technique
- True love - 200$
- Street flirting - 20$
- Flirting via Phone - 30$
- Multiple girlfriends/boyfriends at a time - 100$
- Lying technique - 80$
- Breakup technique - 15$
- Keep him/her stay longer - 60$
- Make yourself lovely so people would love you - 75$
Teach by expert who have 2 or 3 years experience and received countless of slap and beaten
Don't use your heart to trap other in Facebook
Please do not use your dishonest heart to trap other in Facebook
Smile for Love but shoe to the face
The text above is said "Smile to her for love, but she through her shoe to the face"
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